do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task
like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”
"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"
"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"
"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore
Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts
Why hasn’t this got more notes…? It’s fucking hilarious………or maybe I find it so funny because I have a weird sense of humour…hmmm, lol :)
I find it funny because I hate Romeo and Juliet, and most Shakespeare really.
After designers refused to dress her for the Oscars, Melissa McCarthy launched her own clothing company
"When I go shopping, most of the time I’m disappointed," McCarthy said in the July issue of the magazine. "Two Oscars ago, I couldn’t find anybody to do a dress for me. I asked five or six designers — very high-level ones who make lots of dresses for people — and they all said no."
Instead, McCarthy walked the 2012 red carpet in a dress by Marina Rinaldi, a designer available at high-end deparment stores. While she looked great in the frock, the fact that designeers were unwilling or (even more implausable) unable to design a dress for the A-list star says a lot about the stigma still attached to plus-sized fashion.
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I took my little brother (who falls on the autism spectrum) to see Guardians of the Galaxy and after this scene he lit up like a Christmas tree and screamed “He’s like me! He can’t do metaphors!” And for the rest of the film my brother stared at Drax in a state of rapture.
So for the last 6 days I have heard my brother repeatedly quote all of the Drax lines from the movie verbatim (one of his talents), begin studying vocabulary test words, and tell everyone he knows that people with autism can also be superheroes.
Now I am not saying that Drax the Destroyer is, or was ever, intended to be autistic. All I am saying is that it warmed my heart to see my brother have an opportunity to identify himself with a character known for his strength, badassness, and honor. And that is pretty damn awesome.
So while I adored Guardians of the Galaxy as a great fun loving film with cool characters I can do nothing but thank Marvel Studios and Dave Bautista for finally bringing a superhero to the screen that my little brother can relate to.
Yesterday I was having a lot of problems with my bobbin tension because I bought some new bobbins that don’t fit the same way the other’s fit (even though they’re both 15 >.>) so have a little interactive guide on how to troubleshoot tension problems.
I’ll go a step further and tell you that you can change the tension on the bobbin (this is only on some machines that have a bobbin case) by tightening or loosening the screw on the bobbin case. The “Screw driver” that your using is the one the machine came with, My Brother back at Uni actually has one that looks like a screw driver and not a plate. However the plate is better in my opinion.
Just make sure that if you’re making it looser you don’t make it so loose that the things comes apart. If it does sweep the area thoroughly grab some magnets and see if the magnets can pick it up.
The top image is from this site.
I’m very very vERY anal about my thread tension on all of my machines, so reblogging in case it helps any other sewing peeps. Tension is important the check for each and every project, fabric, and thickness of fabrics. It can greatly affect your quality, garment strength, and prevent jamming if it is aligned properly. ^.^
Tonight’s The Night - s02e02
DID JOHN BARROWMAN JUST SLAPPED PRINCE HARRY’S ASS???
There is only one man who could get away with that and that man is John Barrowman.
Please note that Prince Harry also slapped John Barrowman’s ass. That is a mutual high five/ass slap combo there, folks. IJS.
I don’t know what on earth is happening here, but I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR.